'cause after she shared her bikini-wedgie with the world ...
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Try saying it like 10x and you’ll know what I mean ;)) and madly in love. I cut them into individual blocks, wrap in plastic wrap, and store in an airtight freezer bag with the date on it. Lately, I’ve been on a walnut kick so that’s really the only substitute I made to a traditional pesto. Not only was this a tasty appetizer, snack, meal…whatever you want to call it, but this is sure to make you an instant star with your loved ones at the next gathering.
The fresh basil did not come from our garden this time, but rather from our bi-weekly CSA box. I try to use them up within 2 months, but sometimes that doesn’t happen. You can adjust the thickness of the pesto by adding more or less olive oil (or water). It’s a shame that nobody was around when these bad boys came out of the oven.
Wealth and youth was an equation that didn’t compute to me simply because I didn’t have the physical capabilities. My exertions at the time were epitomized by a long broken broomstick; I used it as the TV’s remote control since the real one was broken and I was to lazy to move.
Common roads to wealth for the young are competitive and require talent; become an actor, a musician, an entertainer, or a pro athlete- all familiar roads that had a big “ROAD CLOSED” sign that laughed “Not a chance MJ! “Get Rich Slow” made it abundantly clear: Go to school, get a job, save 10 percent, be miserly, and, someday, I can retire rich, albeit, old, and give up on those grandiose ideas of freedom, mountainside homes, and exotic cars. When I did move, the local ice cream shop was often my target; a sugary delight was a motive I could always count on.
No word on who he meant, but it was probably Froggy, Fester, and even Meredith.
If you’re a pizza fan (especially one short on time), this recipe couldn’t be more perfect.
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in reverse -- 'cause she wasted no time backing up the bus over her fired "Shahs of Sunset" cast mate Lilly Ghalichi. READ MORE Shahs of Sunset star, Mercedes "MJ" Javid painted on a bathing suit for a rooftop photo shoot in L.
Loyal MJ Morning Show fans are likely disappointed to hear that MJ had 3 offers on the table to relaunch the MJ Morning Show.
In fact, in one case, he said he could have brought back some of the old crew members to the show because of the contractual agreement he was offered.